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Ugh, I was bored. So . . . . here's my horrible try at a musical parody. The lyrics don't fit as well as Pan Pan's did in her's . . . but it's my first try at writing a skit, so it's no wonder it sucks. XD

The Tango Kairi
(to the tune of Tango: Maureen from RENT)



(Sora and Riku enter, looking mad at each other)

Sora: Why do you always have to make fun of me in front of Kairi?!

Riku: At least she likes you. You should feel lucky for that.

Sora: Pfft.

Riku: Well, you look pretty cozy to me. At least you aren’t being paired off with people like Ansem . . . (shudders)

Sora: Hey, being with Kairi isn’t has easy as it looks.

Riku: Oh, really? What could be so bad about it?

Sora: . . . (looks away) It’s . . . it’s nothing.

Riku: Come-on, Sora! We’re all alone! You can tell me!

Sora: (scoots away from him)

[Sora]

This is weird

[Riku]

It's weird?

[Sora]

Very weird

[Riku]

Oh.

[Sora]

I'm so mad
I have no clue what to do
Fighting with Nobodies
Lots of hearts to set free.
And to top it all off
I'm with you

[Riku]

Feel like going crazy?
Your mind gettin’ hazy?
And you're thinking of sea-salt ice cream?

[Sora]

As a matter of fact --

[Riku]

Sora, I know this act
It's called the 'Tango Kairi'
The Tango Kairi
It's a dark, evil fall to the ground
As she keeps you guessing

[Sora]

Shut up!

[Riku]

Your mind she is messing

[Sora]

It's different with me

[Riku]

And you cry and you whine
'Cause her blue eyes can bind
Yet you fight all your might and rebound

[Sora]

I think I know what you mean

[Both]

The Tango Kairi

[Riku]

Has she ever pouted her lips
And called you 'Lazy'

[Sora]

Uh . . .

[Riku]

Have you ever doubted a glomp or two?

[Sora]

This is crazy
Did she make you go look for supplies?

[Riku]

Every time -- so be careful

[Sora]

Did she ever get kidnapped?

[Riku]

More than once --

[Sora]

I'm gonna hurl
[They begin to dance, with Riku leading.]

[Riku]

Where'd you learn to tango?

[Sora]

Well . . . Er . . .
Let’s just say . . . You get really bored when you’re traveling.
And you?

[Riku]

You know Demyx? Well . . .
You’ll start to do anything to keep him from playing his sitar.

[They switch, and Sora leads.]

[Riku]

I don’t think I can do this backwards

[Sora]

You should try in these shoes!

She’s kidnapped

[Riku]

She’s kidnapped?

[Sora]

Kairi’s kidnapped

[Riku]

Friggin’ kidnapped

[Sora]

I've been slapped
I should end this real quick

[Riku]

Gotta keep being happy
As much as you can

[Sora]

I'm getting annoyed with this chick!

[BOTH]

When fighting for her
You can never be sure
There is no such thing as a cure


[Riku]

So you think, ‘Couldn’t hurt’

[Sora]

"Tangoing into the dirt"

[BOTH]

'At least I'll have tangoed at all'
The Tango Kairi
Gotta dance till your princess is done
You promise to protect her
Cause in the end -- you can't leave her
But the end will draw near
And you’ll feel so much fear
Till you leer and you jeer
For a year

[Riku]

Why do we love when she’s rude?

[Sora]

And she can ruin your mood
My Kairi~

[BOTH]

The Tango Kairi!
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