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KH2 Musical - FINAL MIX

Yup, it's really the real last one this time, i swear D: Follow the cut~ Love it. Memorize it. Have it's babies. You know you want it.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, XDCDX Cosplay is proud to present, "Kingdom Hearts 2!  A fan-musical!"

01. Opening - "Roxas" (originally "Roxie" from Chicago) (Roxas, org XIII dancers)

The game on every PS2
Is gonna star... Roxas!  (throws her hood back)
The kid that's making his debut
Is gonna be... Roxas! (throw hands out)

I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means
Somebody all fangirls know (point out to audience)
They're gonna recognize my eyes (jazz hands)
My hair(flips hair), my keyblade(swing), and my clothes

(Enter Demyx and Axel)

From just some lame side character
I'm gonna be... Roxas~!
Who says you need some stupid heart~~~

And that dumb Sora's gonna cry I know
To see his game tota'ly overthrown
by~ Roxas... yeah!

Riku (in black cloak): There you are... what do you think you're doing!? (roxas still holding pose)

Roxas: I'm starring in Kingdom Hearts 2, what's it look like?  

Riku: I think you're getting a little ahead of yourself.

Roxas: Oh yeah? (breaks pose and goes to fight stance)

Riku: *fighting stance*  You're comin' with me.  

Roxas: But I have a game to star in!

Riku: I don't have time to argue with you.

Roxas: How are you going to fight me when you're wearing a blindfold?!  

Riku: It's an accessory.  It increases my hotness level by +5. *sexy pose*  (sfx blip)

Roxas: Riiiight.  It also decreases your accuracy by -30. (sfx down sound and thumbs down)

((They start fighting))

Riku: What do you know?  You're just a cheap knock-off of Sora anyway!

Roxas:  That's a lot of big talk coming from someone who looks like every single Final Fantasy villain ever created.

((Riku wins and he and DiZ drag Roxas offstage))

Riku: ((tired))  I guess you're not bad... for a Nobody.

Offstage voices as Roxas changes to regular clothes -

Riku: Hurry Namine'!  We don't have a lot to time!  Is this really going to work?  

Namine': (offstage) I'm trying my best!  Please be patient!

DiZ: We'll have to keep him in the program until she can finish.

Riku: How long will that take?

DiZ: If we rush the process, it could have ill effects on your friend...

Computer voice: Restoration at 12%

((Roxas wakes up in his regular clothes and enters the stage, looking sleepy))

Roxas: A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...  Gah, I'm not even making any sense.  I dreamed I was someone ELSE, how weird is that?  Who is that Sora kid anyway?  *sighs*

Hayner: Hey Roxas, hurry up!  You said you'd join the tournament, remember?

Pence: Seifer says he's gonna mop the floor with you!

Olette: Pence!  That's not very nice!

Pence: He said it, not me!

Hayner: Come on Roxas, Summer vacation is too short to waste on sleeping!

Olette: we should go shopping!  

*all the guys shake their heads*

Olette: what's so bad about shopping?

Pence: Only if we're getting sea salt ice cream!

Hayner: rockin! I'm in if that's what we're doing, what about you Roxas?

Roxas: huh?  Oh uh... yeah, sure.

Hayner: What's with you man?  You better not be this sluggish in the tournament, I'll waste you before Seifer even gets a chance!

Roxas: No way!

((song: Be a Man - Mulan))

((All line up as though they're in military.  Fake salutes.  Hayner pretends to be like the sergeant, makes sure they're standing straight, etc.))
Hayner: Let's get down to business - to defeat Seifer ((all salute and break ranks))
Pence: Struggle match is coming, so fast it's a blur! ((looks a bit woozy as he breaks ranks))
Olette: We're the toughest guys they've ever met! ((with energy, fist pump))
All: And you can bet before we're through ((all put hands in center for team cheer))
Roxas, we'll, chill in Twilight Town with you~ ((hayner noogies roxas, pence pokes him a bit, olette pats him on the head))

Roxas: ((breaks away from them and paces a bit, other rummage for things, hayner - bat, olette - ice cream, pence - camera))
It's summer vacation
Let the fun, begin!
Time for Sea-Salt Ice Cream  ((Olette hands him some ice cream))
Hayner: And tournaments to win!  ((Hayner holds a struggle bat high or makes fist punch actions))
Olette: We'll have so much fun we just won't quit ((secret handshake high fives))
Pence: And we'll hit the beaaach too  ((pretends to snap pictures while the rest pose))
All: You know we'll, chill in Twilight Town with you~ ((still posing with pictures look like having fun))

Pence: I'm never gonna catch my breath ((staggers around))
Olette: Say hello to shopping sprees~ ((pulls on hayner's elbow))
Hayner: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym...((face-palm))
Roxas: Seifer won't scare me to death ((swings the bat around))
He's gonna that wish he could flee~
Hayner: Now I really wish that I could fight with him! ((trying to pull away from olette))

All: Twilight Town! ((all with one hand in center, running in circle))
Hayner: We'll have a blast running through the streets here
All: Twilight Town!
Pence: Lots of photos, munny, and ice cream!((spins off))
All: Twilight Town!((hayner spins off))
Olette: And maybe even some homework too!((olette spins off))
Roxas: What are we waiting for, come on let's go!((spins and then points))

Hayner: ((slaps him on the back as he walks offstage))Enough singing!  Come on man, let's get going!  ((others follow, roxas lags behind))

Roxas: Yeah...  Yeah, I'll be right there.  ((starts walking slowly off))  Why do I feel... like I'm forgetting something.

((Roxas and crew walk offstage, riku and DiZ return))

Riku: Still?  How much longer?

Computer voice: Restoration at 78%

Namine': I'm almost finished, just a little more... Are you sure this is what you want?

Riku: We have to, it's the only way to get Sora back.  Ugh, this is so frustrating!  And to top it all off, those Organization XIII guys are getting wise to us!  

DiZ: We'll just have to be patient.

Riku: Patient?  ((shakes his head))  How can we be patient?  We need more time, but that's something we just don't have!

((scene change))

Announcer: And now, the match you've been waiting for---

Roxas: Aw, man, not again... what's with this world freezing up on me...?  Someone hit Ctrl Alt Del!!  I've been blue-screened!

Offstage Axel: Oh ROXAS~~~

Roxas: What was that... I have chills... as though I can hear the squeals of thousands of rabid fangirls crying out at once...

Axel: Alright!  Fight. Fight. Fight!  *pause*  You really don't remember?  It's me, Axel!  *flips back hood*

Roxas: Axel?

Axel: Talk about blank with a capital "B." Man oh man.

Roxas: Wait a sec, tell me what's going on!

Axel (looking around): This town is his creation, right? Which means we don't have time for a Q & A. You're coming with me, conscious or not. Then you'll hear the story.

Roxas: Do you have any idea how... *facepalm*  Choose your words a little more carefully man!  There are FANGIRLS out there!  I definitely don't plan on going anywhere with you while I'm UNCONSCIOUS!  This is a family-friendly play you know!

Axel: Now you're just being mean.

DiZ: *appears* Roxas, this man speaks nonsense!

Roxas: well I could have told you that...

Axel: Roxas, don't let him deceive you!

DiZ: Roxas!

Axel: Roxas!

Roxas: Shut up!  I know I'm awesome and all, but geez!  Show a little restraint!

DiZ: *looks at his watch*  I'm sorry kid, but I'm afraid that's all the time we have for you.

Roxas: what?  But I just started my adventure!  

DiZ: No one wants to watch you play lame little sidequests and mini-games in twilight town the whole time!

Axel: I DO!!  Can we play the skateboarding game?!  Oh, oh, I know, let's post flyers!  Come on it'll be fun!  WE COULD KILL BEES!! O_O

DiZ: *sigh*  We have a story to tell here, and we've wasted... five whole minutes on a minor character!

Roxas: Minor Character!?  But I thought this was my story!

Namine': Sorry Roxas, but it's time.

Roxas: And you are...?

Namine': I'm Namine'.  We've only met for a few minutes, but I'm sure we'll be the best of friends!

Axel: Hey!  He was my friend first!  You guys just back off and go find your own!

Roxas: ((shakes his head)) You're all crazy, either that or I'M losing it.  What's with the dark cloaks and stuff anyway?

Naminé: They're a group of incomplete people who wish to be whole. To that end, they're desperately searching for something.

Axel: *crosses his arms*  You think you're soooo smart.  Just cuz YOU read the script.

Roxas: ((to Axel)) Would you be quiet for just... just TWO MINUTES here?!  ((back to Namine))What are they searching for?

Naminé: Kingdom Hearts.

*Roxas chuckles*

Naminé: Funny?

Roxas: So that's where the game's name comes from.  Er, I mean...  It's just, I think---I've been running away from the question I really wanna ask.  *pause*  What's gonna happen to me now? Just tell me that. Nothing else really matters anymore.

Naminé: You are-

DiZ: Hold it!  That's an important plot point!  We can't tell you it right at the beginning!

Namine': Oh, right, sorry!

Roxas: But... HEY!

DiZ: *pulls namine' away*  Now we must disappear mysteriously!  Away~!!!!  

Roxas: *stands there for a moment, looking thoughtful*  In spite of all these plot holes, I think I'm starting to remember...  That weird organization...  that red-headed guy...

Axel: ((still on stage))  "That red-headed guy"?!  Oh sure, NOW you remember... I'm so FLATTERED!  

03. What is Roxas Feeling? (originally "What is this Feeling?" from Wicked)

BOTH: There's been some confusion
Over things in Twilight Town~:

But of course, I'll bring back Roxas:

But of course, I'll beat your face in~:

For I know that's how I really should respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, this person is:

ROXAS (Aside to audience)
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe:

AXEL (stomps his foot)

What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?

AXEL (acting all blushy)
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you:

ROXAS (hand on his heart)
My pulse is rushing:

My head is reeling:

ROXAS (fans face)
My face is flushing

What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?

ROXAS Loathing!
Unadulterated loathing!


For your face *points*
Your voice
Your clothing! *pokes his cloak*

*shocked and falling backward with each insult*

Let's just say - I loathe it all
((backups come in - 3 org and hayner, pence, olette))
Ev'ry little trait, however small  ((bg - grapevine in, arms from crossed to out))
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl ((bg - hands, 12(on flesh), 3, face))
With simple utter loathing((hip bounce left, right))
There's a strange exhilaration ((hand wave side, then across))
In such total detestation ((low clap left then right))
It's so pure so strong! ((bg - arms out, spread wide))
Though I do admit it came on fast ((right arm up sweep from low left))
Still I do believe that it can last ((arms up dainty step back forth))
And I will be loathing ((fists in front, right high, left low, right up swing, left down swing))
Loathing you
My whole life long!  ((crouch/lunge with right hand goes up, unf on "long" downbeat))

My dear Roxas, you are just too mean!  ((all bg hold pose))
How can you say that? It is just obscene!  ((all bg hold 2nd pose))
You're a terror! A heartbreaker!
After all the things we've been through?
The organization and--

Are you done yet?

Poor lil Roxas, forced to reside
In a town like this, it's all just a lie!
But I just want to tell you:
I am on your side!

((Axel and Roxas repeat))

We share your loathing!
Unadulterated Loathing!
For your face, your voice, your clothing!
Let's just say, we loathe it all!
Every little trait however small,
makes our very flesh begin to crawl,
with simple, utter loathing~~~

Axel and Roxas: LOATHING!
Chorus echoes: loathing!

Axel and Roxas: There's a strange exhileration
Chorus: loathing!
Axel and Roxas: In such total detestation!
Chorus: loathing!
Axel and Roxas: It's so pure, so strooooong
Chorus: So strooong!

Axel and Roxas:
Though I do admit it came on fast
still i do believe that it can last
and i will be loathing
for forever loathing,
truly deeply loathing youuuuuuuuuuuuu
my whole life long!

Roxas: Boo~

Axel: AH!!!

Roxas: *music stops* OH!  Wait, hold on.  I think I've got it.  Organization XIII.

Axel: yeah!

Roxas: You're... Axel!

Axel: You got it baby!

Roxas: And... a world that never was?

Axel: Dude!  I knew you'd see things my way!

Roxas: And I remember...

Axel: yeah!?

Roxas:  You...

Axel: yeah?  yeah?!

Roxas:  You still owe me two hundred munnies!

Axel: Oh uh... I just remembered... I think I left Demyx behind  in the kiddie pool and uh... he can't swim!  Gotta go!  *exits*

Roxas: I thought he'd never leave. So what now?  I hate this stupid world, it's not even real!  And every time I sleep it's just that weird Sora kid and... and...

*Cue music - Phantom of the Opera*

In sleep that guy appears, In dreams he came,
That kid that looks like me, I know his name.
And do I dream again? For him I'll find.
This whooooole mess is screwing with my head - Life isn't kind.

My mem'ries coming back, i can't forget,
My powers and my heart grow stronger yet.
And though I can't recall what I've left behind.
Somethiiiiiiing is calling me back to my home - freed from your mind.

Heartless and Nobodies,
Draw back in fear.
This weapon that's a key...

I soon will bear...

Your/my spirit and my/your heart in one combined.(Roxas begins to walk away)
The doooorway to the light will lead us there - my friends I'll find.

((Have Demyx come in "Sing for me my angel of music!"))

Sora: *scratches head*  Hey um... where am I?  Last I remember I was in that giant... bubble thing... and... well for that matter, where are Donald and Goo-

Jiminy: Shush!  You're at an ANIME convention, people don't want to hear about DISNEY here!  

Sora: Jiminy?  *looks at his shoulder*  We're at an anime convention? o.o *looks out at crowd* Sure enough...  But Kingdom Hearts isn't Anime either!  It's a video game!

Jiminy: Close enough!  Besides, there's a manga too, it's probably just a matter of time before there's an anime...

Sora: Well... Hey, how come my clothes are different?  I definitely wasn't wearing this in the first game.

Jiminy: are you kidding?  Just what kind of a budget do you think we have?  We didn't have money to waste on your magical boy transformation sequence!

Sora: Oh... right.  So where do we go from here?

Jiminy: It looks like the only world you can reach right now is Hollow Bastion.

Sora: Hollow Bastion?  *sigh*  That sounds promising.  ((Gets in his "gummy ship" and sets change))

Sora:  Well, it looks a lot better since last time we were here.  Hey Jiminy, let’s see if we can find anyone we know… oh!  I think that’s Leon over there!  

Sora:  Hey Leon!  

Leon: I knew it.

Sora: Knew what?

Leon: A while back, everyone suddenly remembered you, all at the same time.

Sora: You...remembered? Wait! Does that mean you forgot about me!?  Thanks a lot!

Leon: Hey, you’re the one that left.  Anyway, it doesn’t matter, you’re back and we need your help.

Sora: Wait, but I’m still trying to find Riku and that King guy.

Leon: Sorry kid, haven’t seen ‘em.

Sora: *pouts* Really?

Leon: More importantly, Hollow Bastion's got a problem. A big problem.

Sora: You mean, like Nobodies? And Heartless?

Leon: Well...

04. Survive the Heartless (Originally "i will survive" by Gloria Gayner)

Leon breaks into "I will survive" when talking about the growing problem with nobodies and heartless...
((Leon wails on the mike, sora is backup and makes a doofus of self.))
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Heartless wherever you look,
Coming in on every side

But I spent so many nights
Trying to right these wrongs
So I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and now you're back!

Sora: from outer space!

I just walked in to find you here
with that goofy grin upon your face
There’s lots of hearts here to unlock
And your new weapon is the key
Seeing you kinda makes me glad
That you came back to bother me

Come on let’s go!
walk out the door!
just turn around now
Heartless are not welcome anymore
Aren’t you glad that this is not our last goodbye?
We cannot crumble
We cannot lay down and die!
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to fight
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got lots of pain to give
and I'll survive
I will survive…

Sora: Don’t worry Leon, we’ll beat ‘em!  ((trips over cords and falls))

Leon: Well, that's good to hear. We need all the help we can get.

Sora: I bet.  With the Heartless, and those new Nobodies…

Leon: And those Organization XIII guys in charge, too!

Axel: You called?

05. World that Never Was Tango (originally "Cell Block Tango" from Chicago)


He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

Axel: I betcha you would have done the same!


Xigbar (Spoken):
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like DEMYX.

Demyx: Hey, w-wait, what?!

Demyx likes to play his sitar.
Not just that. He'd DANCE.

*Demyx does some
kind of dance-ish pose and "woos!"*

So I come over this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Demyx, swinging that Sitar around
and yelling that stupid line, you know the one.
So, I said to him,
I said, "You say that
catch phrase one more time..."

Demyx: Dance Water Dance!

and he did.
So I took out my automatics
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.

*Demyx falls over*

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

Axel (Spoken):
I met Roxas from the Organization
about a year ago.
he told me he was a Nobody too
and we hit it off right away.

So, we started going to the Organization together.
We'd hang out, we'd plot evil,
I'd get his favorite ice cream...
And then I found out,
"Nobody" he told me?
Nobody, my butt!
Not only was he Somebody...
...oh, no, he was SORA.
One of those Keyblade Masters, you know.
So I...

Sora: Wait, wait, wait!  What?  Who is the Roxas guy you keep talking about?  It’s pronounced “So-Ra.”  SORA.  There's no X in it!

Xigbar: Sorry kid, we ain’t got time to sit around and explain it to ya.

Sora: But!  There’s only one me, and I don't know you guys at all so--- ((sputters and fades))

((The organization exits))

Sora: Now I’m really confused…

Leon: Well, why don’t you travel around a few different worlds and I’m sure things will start to make sense.  

Sora: I guess.  What sounds good… *starts wandering around stage*  I get to be a furrie in the pridelands, but being an emo kid in HalloweenTown is fun too…

06. Visiting Worlds - (originally "A Whole New World" from Aladdin)

((Have things from various worlds flying by as though he's travelling to each one.))

Sora: ((bg - walk out in disney world costumes in audience))
I can go to new worlds
Shining, shimmering, splendid
In my gummi ship I'll go((2 heartless or side chara come and put a box ship on him))
It's just too hard to decide!  

Disney Castle was fun,  ((driving around in the ship))
Though sometimes there were blunders, ((pretends to crash))
Agrabah was a wonder
On that magic carpet ride!

A whole new world!
Neverland had quite a view
Land of Dragons had snow,
And Beast's Castle, Woah!
It's like I'm only dreaming~!

Riku: *runs in, though cloaked*  ((sora takes off the ship))
A whole new world!
When will Sora get a clue?
*shakes head* He's been to Wonderland,
 The Pride Lands And~
Then there's hundred acre woods with Pooh
Now I'm in a whole new world with-  ((spins with one of the disney people going by))

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Port Royal I swear I heard squealing
As Jack got drunk and Zom-bi-fiiied~  ((riku dances a bit with the pirate disney person))

A whole new world!

I don't dare close my eyes ((slowly walking to center stage))
In Hollow Bastion so much to see~
Don't forget Timeless River~
And then there was Hades
And Hercules
But home is where we really want to be~

I want to see it all with you
I'll chase my friends anywhere
There's time to spare
Wish I could visit all of them with you!

A whole new world
That's where I'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place  ((starts stepping back and then scurries offstage))
For you, Kairi, and me!!

Sora: Wait!  Wait, Riku?  It's you isn't it?  Come back!  We have to stick together!  

((scene change))

Kairi: *walking along by herself*  I wonder where they are.  If they're ok.  *worried*  I made it here to twilight town, but... I can't seem to find any leads...

Axel: What took you so long, Kairi?

Kairi: Who're you?  How do you know my name?

Axel: Somehow I just knew you'd be here. I tell ya, Kairi, you've got a lot of guts, coming after your little boyfriends like this.

Kairi: What?

Axel: Well come on, it's time to come with Axel~.

Kairi: Let go of me! Let go!

Axel: Do you have any idea how many fangirls would LOVE to be in your position?  Just come on already!

Kairi:  Why do you want me, anyway?

Axel: Well, I'm sure it's a decision I'll come to regret later, but for right now it seems like a good idea.  That's Square Enix for you...

Kairi: Nooooo! *dragged off-stage*

((scene change))

Sora: *talking to self*  Ok, So let me see if I've got this straight.  This is all so confusing.  So... the Ansem guy I fought before... He wasn't really Ansem at all, he was that Xehanort guy's Heartless!  Which means Xehanort's Nobody is out there too, and he's in charge of Organization XIII.  This is such a mess...  And now Hollow Bastion is overrun with Heartless!  Man, what am I gonna do?

Leon: There you are.  I thought you were going to help us defeat all these Heartless, what took you so long?

Sora: Do you have any idea how many sidequests and mini-games there are!?  

Leon: ...whatever.  We don't have time for this.  Come on, let's go already!  There's over a thousand of them out there!

Sora: Then we better get started!  *have people in black "heartless" fight with them*  One!  Ha!  Two!  Three!

*sign goes by that says "Several hours later"*

Sora is swinging wearily

Sora: Nine hundred Ninety eight... *swing* Nine hundred ninety nine... One THOUSAND!  Ugh!  *collapse or fall to knees*

Axel:  *walks onstage* Way to fall right into their trap.

Sora: huh?

Axel: C'mon, it's a set-up by Organization XIII. Xemnas is using you to destroy the Heartless---that's his big master plan.

Sora: Xemnas?

Axel: That lame guy you were talking about, Xehanort's Nobody. He's their leader. X-E-M, N-A-S, XEMNAS.  Got it memorized?  

Sora: Organization XIII wants to get rid of the Heartless?  But why?

Axel: Man, you're slow.

(Axel points to the Keyblade)

Axel: Every Heartless slain with that Keyblade releases a captive heart. That is what the Organization is after.

Sora: So what are those guys gonna do with the hearts?

Axel: I'm not telling.

Sora: Ugh... just tell me!!  Wait...'re the one who kidnapped Kairi!

Axel: Bingo. How'd you find out about that anyway?

Sora: Uh... Twilight town ring any bells?  You do kinda stand out.  I didn't even have to ask around to know you'd been there.  The rest... I found out from those kids.

Axel: Fine, fine.  The name's Axel. Got it memorized?

Sora: Where is Kairi?

Axel: Well...(scratches his head)

Sora: Please. Just tell me!

Axel: Look, about Kairi... I'm so-

Saïx: Axel!

(Saïx appears between Axel and Sora)

Axel: Uh-oh!

(Axel runs off. Sora tries to run after him, but Zexion holds out his arms and stops him)

Zexion: We'll ensure he receives the maximum punishment.

Sora: I don't care about any of that! Just let me into the realm of darkness, okay!?  That's where you took her, isn't it?

Zexion: If it's Kairi you're worried about, don't. We're taking very good care of her.

Sora: Take me to her.

Zexion: Is she that important to you?

Sora: Yeah. More than anything!

Zexion: Show me how important.

Sora: wait... what?

Zexion: Come on kid, think, you got any Munny?  Maybe some choice items?  I might be persuaded to let you in...

Sora: Uh... Sorry, I spent the last of my Munny on Sea Salt Ice Cream back in Twilight Town.  It's pretty good stuff...

Zexion: And you didn't share?  Pff... In that case... maybe you should try going back to your precious Twilight Town.  You might find something there...

Sora: Twilight Town...?

*and he scurries off to twilight town.*

Sora: Hmm... I don't remember this huge mystical portal being here...

((have a few dressed as nobodies in white))

Sora: Aw man, there's Nobodies everywhere!  And they're... DANCING... Creepy...

Axel: Need a hand?

07. Victory

*ff7 battle music comes on*

Axel: What kind of fight music is that?!  Come on, this is a musical!  Even Demyx could do better than THAT!

Sora: So how do you fight in a musical...?

Axel: Isn't it obvious?  We have a dance off with these suckas!!  Hit it! *snaps his fingers*

08. Dance Off - Various

Axel:  Get it right already!

*Disco inferno*  Axel and Sora jam disco like. (electric slide w disco pointing?)

((Nobodies dance back))

Sora: No way man, we're getting SERVED, let's kick it MY style!

*I need a hero* ((They do the napoleon dynamite dance))

Start w/ jump with feet out, hands in pockets
3 counts(of 4): turkish twist, end with raise the barn, turn and reverse Ventura
1 count 2 slow Greedy buffet patron, 6 fast, 3 upper, both hands
1 count Pepto Bismol w/finger snap
2 counts reverse chicken walk
2 counts walk like egyptian(end with Oh yeah)
1 count standing Drunken Grampa
2 counts moving across stage Drunken Grampa
1 crouching llama, hidden emu
1 count ride the snake
2 counts diagonal moonwalk
1 count pass it on
1 count high score
1 count punch out
1 count power clam
2 counts snappy dresser
1 count dutch surprise
2 counts wind up
2 counts the pitch
1 count stomp to my beat
2 counts guitar wail
1 count lil' teapot spin
1 count rolling thunder w/ back lean
2 counts belgian shuffle
1 count plant the seed
1 count hail to the king
End pose

((One of the Nobodies falls, the rest keep dancing))

Axel: Huh.  I can handle these punks, watch this!  *dances to Hit Me Baby One More Time*

((Fade Musics))

((Nobodies run off))

Sora: Yikes!  Are you ok?!

Axel: I give up... go find Kairi.  Sorry Sora, but... your princess is in another castle.

Sora: aw man!  Which one?  Come on!  Show me!

Axel: Think I'll pass, my heart just wouldn't be in it you know?  Haven't got one.

Sora: Hehe.  That's funny cuz... your heart and... heh.

Axel: Shut up you!  These are my last moments, I have to endear myself to the fans.

Sora: What?

Axel: *overly dramatic*  I wanted to see Roxas...  He... was the only one I liked...  He made me feel... like I had a heart.

Sora: That's it?  That's so...

Axel: Tragic?  Inspiring?

Sora: Lame...

Axel: Well I was GONNA say you make me feel the same way and see if we could go out for some ice cream, but y'know, you can just forGET it now.

Sora: *pushes him away*  Just DIE already!

Axel: *dies(feel free to dramatize)*

Sora: *gets up and brushes self off*  Alright, here goes nothing...   Riku!  Kairi!  Where are you guys?!

09. Roxas vs. Sora - Who is better?  (originally "Anything you can do" from Annie Get Your Gun)

Sora wanders around: What is this place?  Some kinda city...?

Roxas: ((walks past, shoving shoulders))  YOU.

Sora: Who're you?

Roxas: I'm Roxas.

Sora: You are?

Roxas: Yes, and I want my life back you jerk!

Sora: I didn't take it!

Roxas: Did so!

Sora: Hey, it's not my fault no one likes you!

Roxas: WHAT?!  Uh, YES, it IS genius!  

Sora: Oh.  Hehe.  

Roxas: It's not funny!  What's so great about YOU anyway?

Sora: Uh, probably cuz...

*cue music*

S: Anything you can do, I can do better.

R: HA!

S: I can do ANYTHING better than you.

R: No, you can't.

S:Yes, I can.

R:No, you can't.

S:Yes, I can.

R:No, you can't.

S:Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

R: Anything you can be,
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

S: No, you're not.

R: Yes, I am.

S: No, you're not.

R: Yes, I am.

S: No, you're NOT!.

R: Yes, I am.  Yes, I am!

R: I can fight a nobody
With two blades that are keys.

S: I can set a heart free
and I only need ONE key.

R: I can live on sea salt ice cream.

S: And only on that?

R: Yes.

S: That's... really gross.  Don't they have anything else in Twilight Town?

Roxas: Hmph...Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.

S: No, you can't. (High)

R: Yes, I can. (Higher)

S: *swings the keyblade to cut the music*  Roxas, you can talk to me about who's a better singer after you've visited Atlantica.  I don't even wanna hear about it.  Come on, let's go.

Roxas: oh yeah?  *bursts into Jesse McCartney song*

Sora: What was that?  *whisper* I See DUMB People

Roxas: Yeah, in the mirror every morning, right?

Sora: There's just one way to settle this.

Roxas: Yeah?

Sora: Let the keyblade decide!

Roxas: Fine by me.

((they do the "keyblade fight".  Roxas gets k.o.-d))

Sora: Phew!  How many more of these black cloaked people do I have to fight?

Xigbar: At least one more...

Sora: AH!  *blinks*  Nice eye-patch.

Xigbar: Stick 'em up kid!

Sora: What kinda fight is this, a gun vs. a sword?!  Er... I mean, KEY!  That's totally not fair!

Xigbar: Sure it is, there's Kenshin, Advent Children, Cowboy Bebop... You're just a wuss.

Sora: Am NOT!

Xigbar: *sigh* come on kid, I haven't got time to argue with you.

Sora: I know, I know!  Let's settle this with a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Xigbar: *groan*  Alright fine.  But if I win, you can't whine about dying later.

Sora: Uh... how would I whine about it later...?

Xigbar: *shakes his head*  Alright, let's just do this!

Sora: Ready?


Sora: PENCIL!!!!!!! *pokes him in the eye*

Xig: AH!  That was my GOOD eye!!  You little cheat!

Sora: Sorry dude, you lose!  Game Over!  *swings keyblade and smacks him out cold*

Sora: *pauses*  Well... anyone else?  Hey... wait... is that...?

*kairi and riku come on stage*  

Kairi: You and Riku never came home, so I came looking for you.

(Sora looks away from her)

Sora: I'm sorry.

(Kairi rushes up and hugs him, much to Sora's surprise)

Sora: Kairi...  (hugs back)

(Hooded Riku starts to leave, but Kairi runs over and stops him)

Kairi: Riku, don't go!

Sora: Huh? Kairi, what did you just say?

Kairi: Riku.

Riku: I'm no one---just a castaway from the darkness.

Sora: *gasp*  I'd know that Emo attitude anywhere! Riku... It's Riku!

(runs over and hugs riku)

Riku: C'mon, Sora. You've got to pull it together!

Sora: I looked everywhere for you!

Riku: I didn't want you to find me, I got all uglified!  But thanks to the magic of cheap special effects... I'm ok now!  

Sora: *looking at him strangely*  What's with the blindfold?

Riku: Oh...

(Riku grabs his blindfold and pulls it from his face. His eyes are finally opened)

Sora: What was that?

Riku: My eyes couldn't lie.

Sora: Huh?  That doesn't make any sense.

Kairi: It's the best excuse Square-Enix could come up with.

Sora: Riku... C'mon, man! Why did you try to do so much on your own?  You got us!

(Riku looks at each of them in turn)

Riku: Have you forgotten? I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm not a total sap like you.

((Kairi laughs and walks away))

Kairi: Come on guys, let's get going!

(He smirks)

10. Tango Kairi (originally the "Tango Maureen" from RENT)

Sora: Why do you always have to make fun of me in front of Kairi?!

Riku: At least she likes you.

Sora: She does?  But I...

Riku: You still haven't told her huh.

Sora: Told her what?!

Riku: Everyone knows you LIKE her.  You're just way too scared to say anything.  You're such a wimp Sora.  If you really like her, you have to let her KNOW.  Start with something... like this!  *starts tango-ing*

Sora: Why do you always have to make fun of me in front of Kairi?!

Riku: At least she likes you.

Sora: She does?  But I...

Riku: You still haven't told her huh.

Sora: Told her what?!

Riku: Everyone knows you LIKE her.  You're just way too scared to say anything.  You're such a wimp Sora.  If you really like her, you have to let her KNOW.  Start with something... like this!  *starts tango-ing*

This is weird

It's weird?

Very weird


I'm so mad
I have no clue what to do
Fighting with Nobodies
Lots of hearts to set free.
And to top it all off
I'm with you

Feel like going crazy?
Your mind gettin’ hazy?
And you're thinking of sea-salt ice cream?

As a matter of fact --

Sora, I know this act
It's called the 'Tango Kairi'
The what?!
The Tango Kairi
It's a dark, evil fall to the ground
As she keeps you guessing

What are you talking about?

Your mind she is messing

It's different with me!

And you cry and you whine
'Cause her blue eyes can bind
Yet you fight all your might and rebound

((Kairi sneaks on stage, hands on hips, neither notice her))

I think you've been wearing that blindfold too long.

The Tango Kairi

Has she ever pouted her lips
And called you 'Lazy'
((Kairi mimicks the motion))

Uh . . .

Have you ever doubted a glomp or two?
((Kairi glomps Riku, Sora's back is turned))

This is--- crazy
Did she make you go look for supplies?

Every time -- be careful

Did she ever get kidnapped?

((Kairi just laughs and stays out of sight))

More than once --

What with that, girl~?

[They begin to dance, Riku leading Kairi, Sora switches off partway through] 28 seconds total, 14 each

Where'd you learn to tango?

You know Demyx? Well . . .
You’ll start to do anything to keep him from playing his sitar.

[Kairi] (When they swap)
What about you Sora?

Well . . . Er . . .
Let’s just say . . . You get really bored when you’re traveling.
And you?

((Last swap with Riku and Sora?))

I don’t think I can do this backwards

You should try in these shoes!

They dance a bit more, Sora dips Riku.

Kairi:  *waves*  Hey, I'm over here guys!

Sora: *drops Riku*  Uh...

Riku: ((delayed)) OW!

Kairi: Come on, we don't have time to play around!

Riku: Right. (Riku whips off his cloak)

Kairi: *looks riku up and down*  Hey Riku...  *looks all dreamy eyed*

Riku: Uh...

Sora: Kairi likes ME huh...?

Riku: Well she- I- Um...

Sora: *points*  There's he is!  Come on you guys!

Riku: Stop right there Xemnas!!

Xemnas: seems your hearts have led you to obliteration. Perhaps it doesn't pay to be too loyal to one's heart. I will have to be sure and remember that.

((They exchange a few blows before Xemnas runs off))

Riku: That coward!  I'll open a path!

(He holds out a hand and nothing happens)

Kairi: You don't belong in the dark realm anymore, Riku.

Sora: Then how can we follow him?

Namine appears with her own 'portal': This way!

Kairi: Thank you, Naminé.

Naminé: Sure. See? We meet again, like we promised.

Sora: Huh?

((Roxas walks through some of the backstage curtains so it looks like he walked from behind Sora))

Roxas: You said we'd meet again, but when we did, we might not recognize each other.

Naminé:'s strange.

Roxas: I think I understand. I see myself the way you remember me. And you see yourself the way I remember you.

Naminé: I always thought Nobodies were doomed to fade back into darkness...

Roxas: Yeah, but you and I didn't. We got to meet our original selves.  Even if he is kind of a dork.

Naminé: So, we can be together again!

(Roxas walks to the side of her)

Roxas: Right. Anytime Sora and Kairi are together.

Kairi: We'll be together every day. Right, Sora?

Sora: Uh...yeah!

Riku: Hey, what about me?!

((Namine vanishes into the portal))

Roxas: I guess you make an ok "other."  Make sure we don't get too bored ok?  

Sora: *laughs*  Right, I will.

(Roxas fades away.)

Sora (checking himself): Huh?

Riku: Don't worry. You're all still you.

Kairi (standing next to the portal): Hey, let's go home!

Sora: Riku... C'mon.

Riku: Yeah.

(Kairi walks inside the portal and it starts to close. Sora and Riku run to it, as Kairi turns back)

Kairi: Sora! Riku!

Xemnas: *returns*  Heroes from the realm of light... I will not allow it to end this way---not yet. If light and darkness are eternal, then surely we nothings must be the same... Eternal!  ((he throws off his black jacket to reveal his awesome colorful one))

Sora: Woah.

Riku: Ugh!

Xemnas (chuckling): Give in to the darkness!

Sora: What is with that coat?


((Sora and Riku look knowingly at each other))

11. The amazing technicolor Organization XIII Coat (Originally "Go go go Joseph" from Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat)

Riku and Sora:
Go Go Go Xemnas, you know what they say~
You cannot take Kingdom Hearts away~
Give it up Xemnas, we'll fight til' we drop
We'll save Kingdom Hearts and put this to a stop!

Now into Xemnas' evil lair
Were flung two very brave young men

I don't think that they will ever
See the light of day again

Hey Sora, help me if you can
It's about time this last fight began~

Let's beat this guy and we'll save Kingdom Hearts
Though changing costumes might be a good start

Rainbows and hearts, man, now that's really lame
You're putting cool villains all to shame.

Xemnas: Very funny you little brats!  *grabs sora's shirtfront and nobodies come in and hold him in place*(We can't afford the creepy bondage special effects, ok? lol)  

Riku: Sora no!

Xemnas: Can you spare...a heart?  ((makes like he's going for sora's chest))

Riku: What's wrong with you?  Putting young boys in compromising situations?  Are you friends with Michael Jackson or something?

12. Smooth Criminal

(Riku finally beats xemnas back enough to free sora, Riku takes a hit for sora, etc)

Riku Are You OK?
So, Riku Are You OK
Are You OK, Riku?!
Riku Are You OK?
So, Riku Are You OK
Are You OK, Riku?!

Riku: *shakes his head a couple times*  I'm fine!  Let's finish this guy!

((They fight to a standstill pose))

Sora: We can't... do it on our own!

Riku: Maybe, if everyone...

Sora: That's it!  If you believe in Kingdom Hearts, clap your hands!  

((People hold up signs on either end of stage with green triangle trigger buttons))
(They combine their keyblades and clothes-line him while strobe light thingy goes off)

Sora: Alright!  We did it!!

Riku: I can't believe that actually worked.

Sora: You didn't think people would believe in us?

Riku: Me maybe, but a wimp like you?

Sora: Hey!  Gimme a break!

Riku: Anyway, it didn't do us much good.  We're still stuck here in the darkness.  *sigh*  

13. Least Favorite Things - (Originally "My favorite things" from Sound of Music.)

Sora: We'll find a way out, don't worry.

Riku: How can you always be so cheerful?  You get hit in the head one too many times by Heartless?

Sora: Well, maybe a little... *scratches head*  But you know, I guess... I just think of all the good things there are to enjoy, all the fun times we've had, and many more we're sure to have in the future!...

Riku: Pff!  That's dumb... how can you think about that when there's so many OBNOXIOUS things out there...?

Sora: Huh?

Horrible poses and fangirls with cameras
Bright colored cosplays and character dramas
Overused sayings and yaoi pairings
These are some of my least favorite things

Fans on su-gar highs who look like they've gone wild
Stop asking me if I'm Seph-i-roth's love child
And hanging out with that stupid mouse king  
These are some of my least favorite things

When a guy glomps
When the funk smells
Getting all these split ends~
I simply remember my least favorite things

Sora: I'm surprised that you stiiiiill~  Have friends~~~

Riku: Come on, I'm not that bad.

Sora: Without me and Kairi you'd be left to all those scary fangirls.

Riku:  You've got a point.  And that fight really took it out of me.  *stumbles a bit*

Sora: You ok?

Riku: ((staggers))Sora?

Sora: Hm?

Riku: You lead.

Sora: Got it.

(Sora walks over and helps Riku along)

Riku: You know... I always figured I was better at stuff than you.

Sora: Really?

Riku: Are you mad?

Sora: No. I kinda always thought you were better at everything, too. *pause* Riku---look. What's that light?

Riku: I hear something...

Sora: *listens*  It says... "Thinking of you, wherever you are."

Sora & Kairi: We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. Now I will step forward to realize this wish.

Kairi: *walks out on stage* And who knows: Starting a new journey may not be so hard or maybe it has already begun. There are many worlds, but they share the same sky---one sky, one destiny.

Sora: Kairi!

Kairi: Sora! Riku!

Sora: We're back.

Kairi (holding out her hand): You're home.

"Seize the day" from Newsies

Sora (slowly):
Time for the end-ing of our play
Seen lots of worlds along our way
Nothing can break us
No one can make us
Give our hearts away
Arise and seize the day

Now is the time to seize the day
Sora and Kairi echo:
Now is the time to seize the day
Send out the call and join the fray
Sora and Kairi echo:
Send out the call and join the fray

Sora: (takes each of their hands one at a time)
Wrongs can be righted
When we're united

Let us seize the day!

Axel (returns):
Friends of the friendless, seize the day
All others echo:
Friends of the friendless, seize the day
Raise up the torch and light the way
All others echo:
Raise up the torch and light the way
Proud and defiant
((left arm on tummy, look right
right arm on tummy, look left
hop forward w/arms crossed))
We'll slay the giant!
((swing arms down, slap legs and bring up in fists))
Let us seize the day!!
((rotate 90degrees right))

(All - while shaking hands and high-fiving and meeting each other)
Wor-ld to Wor-ld
((jump back left 90, right hand over tummy and bow))
We all had fun!
((right hand punch down(left on hip), swing up, booyah 90 degrees left))
One for all and all for one~
((turn to face front both hands down at sides with a slap))

Time for the end-ing of our play!
((hands over head, swing them right, left elbow is bent, right arm extended. switch.(feet go jump, cross, jump)))
All others echo:
Time for the end-ing of our play!
((jump 180, bring knees up high.))
Namine(skipping in):
Seen lots of worlds along our way
((raise right arm, unf, left unf(legs go left raise, right raise)))
All others echo:
Seen lots of worlds along our way
((right hand over left fist, swing left elbow back.  swing right arm crescent arc to straight out right. Left meets it.  use both to "pull" forward to the right.))

All(while the other characters slowly trickle in and sing):
Nothing can break us
((jump/turn right and both fists punch up air, elbow right,))
No one can make us
((slap thigh, turn front))
Give our hearts away
((fists up, right out to side, then cross over punch))

Wor-ld to Wor-ld
((down on floor, push up position w/spin.  Log roll left. and back up.))
We all had fun!
((chest tag nearest friend, then jump toward again, but do-si-do swing around.(right hands to midsections, left out in air)))
One for all and all for one!!!
((march, march, hands together, down, and up))

((Hold for THUNDEROUS applause, take bows, and go home kiddies!!))
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