The Pannonator (mikasaigo) wrote in xdcosplaydx,
The Pannonator

Ok, so here's the first half of the musical skit I came up with... It's just a rough draft, but I thought it would be amusing... suggestions, comments and crits are welcome.  It's a bit easier if you know the songs... I tried to match them closely. 

Cast so far: Roxas, Sora, Axel, Xigbar, Demyx, random org members (but like I said, it's only rough draft, I still have to fit everyone in ;-; )

Here goes:

Roxas comes in and does a lil' dance to "roxie" from Chicago:

The game on every PS2
Is gonna star... Roxas!
The kid that's making his debut
Is gonna be... Roxas!

I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means
Somebody all fangirls know
They're gonna recognize my eyes
My hair, my keyblade, and my clothes

From just some lame side character
I'm gonna be... Roxas~!
Who says you need some stupid heart~~~?

And that dumb Sora's gonna cry I know
To see his game tota'ly overthrown
by~ Roxas... yeah!

Sora: Roxas... what are you doing?  

Roxas: You again!

Sora: Sorry dude, your summer vacation is over.

Roxas: But why!  You're not THAT much cooler than me!

Sora: Uh... it's pretty simple... *cue "anything you can do" from Annie Get Your Gun*

S: Anything you can do, I can do better.

R: HA!

S: I can do ANYTHING better than you.

R: No, you can't.

S:Yes, I can.

R:No, you can't.

S:Yes, I can.

R:No, you can't.

S:Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

R: Anything you can be,
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

S: No, you're not.

R: Yes, I am.

S: No, you're not.

R: Yes, I am.

S: No, you're NOT!.

R: Yes, I am.  Yes, I am!

R: I can fight a nobody
With two blades that are keys.

S: I can set a heart free
and I only need ONE key.

R: I can live on sea salt ice cream.

S: And only on that?

R: Yes.

S: That's... really gross.  Don't they have anything else in Twilight Town?

Roxas: Hmph...Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.

S: No, you can't. (High)

R: Yes, I can. (Higher)

S: *swings the keyblade to cut the music*  Roxas, you can talk to me about who's a better singer after you've visited Atlantica.  I don't even wanna hear about it.  Come on, let's go.

*Roxas pouts and they both walk off stage*

Organization XIII (just need recognizable Axel, Demyx, and Xigbar) *"Cell Block Tango" from Chicago starts*


He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

Axel: I betcha you would have done the same!


Xigbar (Spoken):
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like DEMYX.

Demyx: Hey, w-wait, what?!

Demyx likes to play his sitar.
Not just that. He'd DANCE.

*Demyx does some
kind of dance-ish pose and "woos!"*

So I come over this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Demyx, swinging that Sitar around
and yelling that stupid line, you know the one.
So, I said to him,
I said, "You say that
catch phrase one more time..."

Demyx: Dance Water Dance!

and he did.
So I took out my automatics
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.

*Demyx falls over*

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

Axel (Spoken):
I met Roxas from the Organization
about a year ago.
he told me he was a Nobody too
and we hit it off right away.

So, we started going to the Organization together.
We'd hang out, we'd plot evil,
I'd get his favorite ice cream...
And then I found out,
"Nobody" he told me?
Nobody, my ass!
Not only was he Somebody...
...oh, no, he was SORA.
One of those Keyblade Masters, you know.
So I...

Sora: *walks out on stage*  Hey!  What're you guys doing here?!

Demyx: *pops up from being dead*  Run AWAY!!  *scurries off stage*

Axel: Man, he's really good at the playing possum thing...

Sora: What are you guys doing here?  Where's Riku and Kairi?

*other org members sneak off stage*

Axel: *shrugs*

Sora: So... I guess we fight now?

*ff7 fight music comes on*

Axel: What kind of fight music is that?!  Come on, this is a musical!  Even Demyx could do better than THAT!

Demyx: *from backstage* Hey! I heard that!

Sora: So how do you fight in a musical...?

Axel: Isn't it obvious?  We have a dance off!  Hit it! *snaps his fingers*

*Ring of Fire comes on, axel starts getting frustrated... then Hips Don't Lie
comes on... possibly the Numa Numa song... just a bunch of silly ones... *

Axel:  Get it right already!

*Disco inferno comes on*  Axel jams disco like.

*sora gets a song(I need a hero?  sth like that.), does the napoleon dynamite


Sora: You just got SERVED.

Axel: Huh.  I can handle a punk like you, watch this!  *tries to do a killer dance move, but falls on his butt*

Sora: Yikes!  Are you ok?!

Axel: I give up... go find Kairi.  Sorry Sora, but... your princess is in another castle.

Sora: aw man!  Which one?  Come on!  Show me!

Axel: Think I'll pass, my heart just wouldn't be in it you know?  Haven't got one. 

Sora: Hehe.  That's funny cuz... your heart and... heh.

Axel: Shut up you, these are my last moments, I have to endear myself to the fans.

Sora: What?

Axel: *overly dramatic*  I wanted to see Roxas...  He... was the only one I liked...  He made me feel...

Sora: Woah.  WOAH.  WAY too much information dude.  Do you have any idea how much Yaoi fodder you just gave those fangirls?

Axel: *hugs* I wish I could quit you...

Sora: *pushes him away*  Just DIE already!

Axel: *dies(feel free to dramatize)*

Sora: *gets up and brushes self off*  Is that it?  Geez... I could have danced all night.  I... *music starts for "I could have danced all night" from My Fair Lady as he goes off-stage*  Riku!  Kairi!  Where are you guys?!

Yeah... so that's the first half?-ish?  I thought we could have riku and kairi come in, possibly some others... maybe put the axel/sora dance-off later, switch around scenes... what have you.  but yeah, that's what i've got so far.
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